Tara n Tino

As Tino bended to acquire his seat in the Business Class, the lady besides him screams: "Oh Tino! Its you. Good to see you." Tino: Good to see you too. May I have your introduction please. Tara: I am Tara. Tino: Oh Tara! My God!! What a coincidence. I was dying to meet you. Tara: Thanks. Me Too am your great fan - after all not everyone can churn out craps like you. Utter Crap. With Gory and Blood All Around and No Sense other than the senselessness itself. Tino: Ah! I am delighted at the praise of the highest order from the creator of five bundles of Hogwash and still having such mass following. Tara: You remind me of that Spanish moronic singer who is credited with Worst Album cover ever for his Album Por Primera Vez. Your movies are the height of baloney. Tino: The Writer of a Stylistically Ordinary work can never understand the intrinsic beauty of the depiction and the intellectual effort spent on the crafting of the dialogues as well as the non-chronological unfolding of the plot. Tara: Of Course, After all a Billion people on the planets are fools to read a stylistically ordinary work - just because some retards believe that the Glorified Violence and a despicable Plot is the synonym with Intelligent Movie Making, do not lull yourself into believing that your works bear even a remote resemblance to Beauty and Craft. Tino: I am stunned at your propensity to argue against something which is a fact. After all, Wizard Otter is indeed a stylistically ordinary work and a figment of a crooked imagination. Tara: So Mr. Tino decides what is Crooked Imagination and what is Beautiful Imagination. It was sheer beauty to watch a person maintaining his calm and composure even after having his palm chopped off and striving to detach the revolver from the seperated Palm. And did I hear you say something about Plot. You make two movies about killing a hill - Kill Hill I and II, and rave about your imagination. Killing a Hill is an act of a 1 page in my novels. Tino: Tara, Its better if we shut up. Its getting too much. I am a stylistic film-maker and cannot take the unsophisticated rants of a crap-churner. Disclaimer: I am a huge Tino fan as well as a Kill Hill fan. At the same time, I am a stauch Wizard Otter critic, but this peice is not representative of my views about Wizard Otter.